slum3rican:

Tyler of Sworn In

(via thyartiscunt)

(Source: unclefather, via sextnoise)

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

(via sniffing)

lili-ex:

yiffytwink:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.

(via littlelotte-xo)

longhornbambam:

Miley fucking up music shows again

(via gnarly)

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

(via littlelotte-xo)

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via orgasm)

d0nn0:

i love Ellen Degeneres

(via ruinedchildhood)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via stability)